I have totally LOST it

Ok so I tested ( a bit early) and got a BFN. So today I go to Wally World with my mom. I go inside to buy paper plates. I come out and walk to the car I get in and my mother is holding a puppy. In my head I'm screaming GOD THIS ISN'T FUNNY I WANTED A BABY OF THE HUMAN VARIETY!!! I literally cried when I got home. Either AF is on her way or I need to test again on Monday when AF is due.